Nearly a month ago, I took off all the bandages from my lumpectomy and was staring at Mr Tit-man's handiwork in the bathroom mirror. Needless to say, my breast was bruised and battered. LH was in the bedroom so I called out: 'Come and take a look at my Frankenstein boob!' He then answered with a very adamant 'No way'. This quite upset me so I asked him why he refused to come and look and he answered back: 'I don't want to look at any Frankenstein poop!' Well, neither do I, sweetie, neither do I...
GROSS!
ReplyDeleteMore texture, Igor! We need more texture!!! Get me the jar of raisins!
ReplyDeleteAlan, you are truly gross.
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